Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.
Guys, if any of you have any triggers you want me to tag please tell me.
- I don’t care if it’s embarrassing
- That’s why anon exists
- I will literally tag whatever triggers you have
- Especially if it’s a phobia
I just want a girlfriend who’s okay with eating pizza in just our underwear and then playing Mario Kart together and taking naps
Okay but consider this: mermaids in space
Space mermaids? As in: alien mermaids that live in the vacuum of space and swim between the stars? A setting that uses the analogy of deep space as the open ocean but keeps all the sea monsters? DO WANT!!
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
thats how you get laid ANYBODY
Under the stars? You’d be hard pressed to make me ever take something like that down. I want one in my living room to watch movies and snuggle people. Just invite all my friends over to cuddle and watch Wreck-It Ralph or something, hell yes.
Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual
She has never been convicted of a crime but they want to move her to near isolation in an adult mens prison. This CANNOT happen. Here is a more in depth article: http://feministing.com/2014/04/14/how-the-connecticut-department-of-children-families-is-failing-a-trans-girl-of-color/
I put together an email for Commissioner Katz, so all you have to do is copy and paste it. Click here for the example email
Please reblog to raise awareness!
signal boost, please!
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
STAR TREK XIII written and directed by bob orci, inspired by crazypogo
the enterprise crew goes back in time to earth in the 21st century in order to save some whales SEE GUYS IT’S A NOD TO THE ORIGINAL SERIES YA FUCKING NERDS including a prolonged bathing suit sequence in which carol marcus and nyota uhura are the only ones in bathing suits but it totally makes sense because they’re swimming with the whales. they have no other lines or scenes in the movie. jim watches them change in the locker room and everyone laughs. twelve orion girls are in the crew and jim keeps forgetting which one is which cause they’re all green HAHAHAHAHAH! spock and jim hold hands meaningfully but it’s definitely not homo. chekov gets a blue shirt, bones shows up two times, the first to say ‘consarnit’ the second to shout ‘WHISKEY BOURBON MINT JULEP DAMN IT’. sulu would run through the halls of the enterprise with a fencing foil half naked but instead there’s another scene of uhura undressing. no whales are saved but the whales were mentioned YA FUCKING NERDS. will spock and jim learn to put aside their differences in order to follow the exact same emotional arc of the previous two no-homo movies? scotty’s mother is introduced, then immediately killed so he can cry a single tear. the credits roll. bob orci immediately gets on twitter to insult everyone who didn’t understand his genius.
Signal boost, because this Kickstarter is not yet funded, and this is a VERY important path the industry needs to start exploring right now.
Abbie Nielsen, Dear Future Daughter (via octobermoe)
Really needed this, especially since it’s exams week and my anxiety is overwhelming.
Im going to tell my kids this.
If you can’t do something even with great effort, or do it without losing yourself, it isn’t where you should be, or where you should be going.
STAR TREK: THREE written and directed by bob orci (see we put a colon in this time)
jim kirk is doing the bed things with uhura and carol. but don’t worry spock says its okay he allows uhura to sleep with his bro this time and she can have sexy things with any hot chick she wants because lesbianism is accessible for straight men. uhura says something in made-up funny alien language so there’s no disrespect to her character’s abilities and then she never shows up again. scotty and bones have been fused together to be one character that will yell things in a funny accent named m’benga (WINK WINK). he will be played by whatever white male name we draw out of a hat. jim does some super heroic stuff but messes things up. spock tells him he was wrong and says science things. jim gets beaten up and m’benga beams him up while fifty planets explode all cool in space. killing millions of innocent alien beings. jim and carol have sex in the turbo lift and she has no lines. spock confronts jim on being a hero and jim smirks assuring spock things have a way of working out don’t worry buddy and slaps spocks butt no homo. having gone through no emotional change or development, jim and spock stand on the bridge and reflect on their adventure. sulu and chekov are in the background. and as jim and spock stare out at the stars, we see holographic ghosts of pike and amanda nodding approvingly.
end of film cue credits set to behind the scenes footage of female extras getting dressed.