Queen of Rust and Fire

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1st September at 10:19 pm
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crystalandrock:

Sitcom where Lord Byron and Marlowe are roommates. They have a pet bear and every episode ends with them exiting, pursued by the bear. Also the show ends after about three episodes because there is no way Marlowe and Byron would survive more than a week if they were living together and encouraging one another.




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1st September at 6:56 am
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samsteves:

the fact that anthony mackie had to more or less beg for a role for like 5 YEARS until marvel had to tell him to STOP is really saying something about this whitebread franchise and their reluctance to cast poc




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31st August at 10:17 pm
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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails



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31st August at 10:17 pm
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2460ugh:

Playbill Giveaway!

I am finally doing my playbill giveaway (and some extras) which is also my really really late 1,000 follower giveaway like 300 followers late oops  thank you all for dealing with me and sticking around I love all y’all :)

Rules:

  1. please be following me (i’ll check)
  2. no giveaway blogs please!
  3. only reblogs count! you can like to bookmark but it wont count!
  4. reblog as much as you want but please don’t spam your followers 
  5. I will use a picking using a random generator 
  6. you must be willing to give me your address (I will ship anywhere!)
  7. have your ask box open so I can contact you and if you don’t respond within 24 hours I will pick someone else!

What the winners will get: 

Each winner will get an if/then and a gentlemans guide playbill, and a note from me confessing my love for you (the first two winners will get the postcards but the rest will just get cute stationary!)

In addition:

1st winner: Heathers playbill (Charissa Hogeland as veronica and Dave Thomas Brown as JD), Violet playbill, Catch me if you can sticker, special postcard

2nd winner: Finding Neverland playbill (Jeremy Jordan as J.M Barrie), Les Mis sticker, special postcard

3rd winner: Heathers playbill, Les Mis sticker

4th winner: Bullets over Broadway playbill which I didn’t see I just found it oops

5th winner: Heathers playbill

I think that’s all! My ask box is open if you have any questions, please do not delete this comment that would be silly!

Good Luck and thank you so much for following me!

Ends: October 1st, 2014




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31st August at 10:12 pm
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lostinthatdreamland:

Things that should be under $20:

• plane tickets
• concert tickets
• clothing
• college




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31st August at 10:12 pm
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kierensitter:

there is a dallas les mis bootleg

i can smell it

it exists

give it to me




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31st August at 9:59 pm
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littlepinkkittenshop:

(⌒▽⌒)MINI - GIVEAWAY (=^・^=) ☆彡 ☆ミ☆彡 ☆ミ

A small week long giveaway for my etsy shop TheLittlePinkKitten and blog LittlePinkKittenShop

♡ Prize = 3 heart pins seen above

♡ All countries included

♡ This giveaway is not associated with tumblr

♡ Please follow littlepinkkittenshop

♡ Reblogs only and reblog as many times as you want

♡ The winner will be selected at random

♡ 18+ yrs or have parental/carer permission to enter

♡ Ends on Sunday 7th of September 2014

ETSYINSTAGRAMFACEBOOK




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31st August at 9:31 pm
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notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.




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31st August at 6:58 am
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thegenderqueeralchemist:

bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on



cafiffle:

ennish:

deneuveing:

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

i feel so fucking old right now…

Anyone else notice how more songs were in a minor key at the beginning of the video?

this made me feel really good and really human (except for the last couple songs)

also I’m going to marry alicia keys and you can’t stop me




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29th August at 9:31 pm
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cosplayingwhileblack:

Character: Loki
Series: Thor
Cosplayer: Panterona Cosplay (Trinidad)
Photographer: Guru Kast
SUBMISSION

cosplayingwhileblack:

Character: Loki

Series: Thor

Cosplayer: Panterona Cosplay (Trinidad)

Photographer: Guru Kast

SUBMISSION




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29th August at 8:56 pm
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raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography



steambot-timelord:

ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Wow, 500 notes

Girls protecting girls.

GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS




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29th August at 7:58 pm
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Andy listing Seven Wonders of the World




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29th August at 7:28 pm
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talkshitnojutsu:

"fats girls cant-"

shh.. fat girls can and they will